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August 4th, 2007 admin Comments off

funny inspirational

It’s somewhat easy to find quotes that are inspirational,  but it’s a little trickier to find those that are funny and inspirational at the same time.  Would you believe there are even some funny inspirational quotes by Mother Teresa?………….Have a look:

“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?” — Lily Tomlin

“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” – Bob Hope

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” — Mother Teresa

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” – Bill Cosby

“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.” — Lily Tomlin

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” — Bob Hope

“I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.” — Mother Teresa

“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.” – Lily Tomlin

“Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.” – Bill Cosby

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope

“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.” — Bill Cosby

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?” Bob Hope

“It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Lily Tomlin


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