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August 4th, 2007 admin Comments off

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It’s somewhat easy to find quotes that are inspirational,  but it’s a little trickier to find those that are funny and inspirational at the same time.  Would you believe there are even some funny inspirational quotes by Mother Teresa?………….Have a look:

“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?” — Lily Tomlin

“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” – Bob Hope

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin

“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” — Mother Teresa

“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” – Bill Cosby

“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.” — Lily Tomlin

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” — Bob Hope

“I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.” — Mother Teresa

“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.” – Lily Tomlin

“Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.” – Bill Cosby

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope

“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.” — Bill Cosby

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?” Bob Hope

“It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Lily Tomlin


Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Very Good, Very Bad Dog: 101 Heartwarming Stories about Our Happy, Heroic & Hilarious Pets


Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Very Good, Very Bad Dog: 101 Heartwarming Stories about Our Happy, Heroic & Hilarious Pets


$7.79


Sometimes you can choose your family… by choosing to love a dog! But just because they’re dogs, it doesn’t mean they won’t be as complex and individual as anyone else around. Our dogs can be so good, and then they can be not-so-good, but boy do they give us great stories! This collection of 101 funny, heartwarming, and sometimes mindboggling stories is all about all the very good, very bad, …

Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Very Good, Very Bad Cat: 101 Heartwarming Stories about Our Happy, Heroic & Hilarious Pets


Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Very Good, Very Bad Cat: 101 Heartwarming Stories about Our Happy, Heroic & Hilarious Pets


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Sometimes you can choose your family… by choosing to love a cat! But just because they’re animals it doesn’t mean they won’t be as complex and individual as anyone else around. Our cats can be so good, and then they can be not-so-good, but boy do they give us great stories! This collection of 101 funny, heartwarming, and sometimes mindboggling stories is all about all the very good, very bad,…

Chicken Soup for the Soul: Like Mother, Like Daughter - 35 Stories About the Funny and Special Moments Between Mothers and Daughters


Chicken Soup for the Soul: Like Mother, Like Daughter – 35 Stories About the Funny and Special Moments Between Mothers and Daughters


$9.95


How often have you seen a teenage girl pretend to be perturbed, but secretly smile, when she is told that she acts or looks just like her mother? Fathers, brothers, and friends sometimes shake their heads in wonder as girls “turn into their mothers”. This new collection from Chicken Soup represents the best stories from Chicken Soup’s library on the special bond between mothers and daughters, and …

Rainbow Bridge, Loss of a Pet, Pet Loss Frame, 10x10 6766B


Rainbow Bridge, Loss of a Pet, Pet Loss Frame, 10×10 6766B


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Picture framed poem about a deceased pet and the love still felt for them. Sympathy gift, gift for someone who lost a pet. Personalized Picture Frame for home décor for wall or table top display, Glass, Easel Back with wall hanger. Black Frame Measures 10.5″ x 10.5″ and Personalized Photo Opening 4″ x 6″. Made in the USA….













Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Best Cat Dad Definition Cat Man Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups White


Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Best Cat Dad Definition Cat Man Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups White


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Cat gag gifts for cat lovers are a great crazy cat Man gift. Cat lovers will love this funny cat gift. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot cup of tea at home, this mug is up to the task. Microwave and dishwasher safe for your…

Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Best Cat Mom Definition Cat Lady Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups White


Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Best Cat Mom Definition Cat Lady Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups White


$24.99


Cat gag gifts for cat lovers are a great crazy cat lady gift. Cat lovers will love this funny cat gift. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot cup of tea at home, this mug is up to the task. Microwave and dishwasher safe for you…

Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Sorry I Can't My Cat and I Have Plans Definition Cat Lady Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups Black


Cat Gifts for Cat Lovers Sorry I Can’t My Cat and I Have Plans Definition Cat Lady Gifts Funny Cat Gifts 2 Pack Gift Coffee Mugs Tea Cups Black


$24.99


Cat gag gifts for cat lovers are a great crazy cat lady gift. Cat lovers will love this funny cat gift. This traditional 11 ounce white ceramic coffee mug is perfect for any hot beverage. Wide mouth and large C-handle allow for easy, every day use. Whether drinking your morning coffee at work, or sipping on a hot cup of tea at home, this mug is up to the task. Microwave and dishwasher safe for you…

Live Love Meow Cat Vinyl Decal Sticker|Cars Trucks Vans Walls Laptops|WHITE|5.2 In|KCD602


Live Love Meow Cat Vinyl Decal Sticker|Cars Trucks Vans Walls Laptops|WHITE|5.2 In|KCD602


$7.95


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