funny inspirational
It’s somewhat easy to find quotes that are inspirational, but it’s a little trickier to find those that are funny and inspirational at the same time. Would you believe there are even some funny inspirational quotes by Mother Teresa?………….Have a look:
“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?” — Lily Tomlin
“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” – Bob Hope
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” — Mother Teresa
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” – Bill Cosby
“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.” — Lily Tomlin
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” — Bob Hope
“I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.” — Mother Teresa
“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.” – Lily Tomlin
“Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.” – Bill Cosby
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope
“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.” — Bill Cosby
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”– Bob Hope
“It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Lily Tomlin
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She Who Laughs, Lasts!: Laugh-Out-Loud Stories from Today’s Best-Known Women of Faith (Women of Faith Bible Study) $4.07 Ann Spangler has collected the funniest stories from todays funniest women between the covers of one book…. |
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Chicken Soup for the College Soul: Inspiring and Humorous Stories About College $2.95 This latest helping of loving inspiration follows the millions of loyal readers of the Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul series to the next stage of their lives, beyond adolescence and into young a… |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Loving Our Cats: Heartwarming and Humorous Stories about our Feline Family Members $8.70 We are all crazy about our mysterious cats. Sometimes they are our best friends; sometimes they are aloof. They are fun to watch and often surprise us. And they are always well loved members of our families. This new book from Chicken Soup for the Soul contains the best 101 cat stories from the company’s extensive library. Readers will revel in the heartwarming, amusing, inspirational, and occ… |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Loving Our Dogs: Heartwarming and Humorous Stories about our Companions and Best Friends $4.99 We are all crazy about our dogs and can’t read enough about them, whether they’re misbehaving and giving us big, innocent looks, or loyally standing by us in times of need. This new book from Chicken Soup for the Soul contains the 101 best dog stories from the company’s extensive library. You will revel in the heartwarming, amusing, inspirational, and occasionally tearful stories about our best fr… |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: All in the Family: 101 Incredible Stories about our Funny, Quirky, Lovable & Dysfunctional Families $6.96 Is your family a little weird? Do you have a couple of “dysfunctional” family members? You’re not alone! Chicken Soup for the Soul presents YOUR FAMILY! This great new collection of stories highlights our wacky yet lovable relatives, holiday meltdowns, funny foibles, and incredible in-laws, along with more serious stories about abuse, control freaks, and flare-ups. This book is usually hilarious, … |
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Chicken Soup for the Fisherman’s Soul: Fish Tales to Hook Your Spirit and Snag Your Funny Bone (Chicken Soup for the Soul) $6.75 More than fish tales in this delightful book, readers will discover stories about the special relationships that develop through fishing-between parents and children, between friends and lovers, be… |
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Chicken Soup for the Dental Soul (Heartwarming, funny and inspiring stories for dental patients, dentists, dental hygienists and the entire dental team) $11.85 Hillarious stories from the dentist office. Book not available for retail sale in bookstores…. |