funny inspirational
It’s somewhat easy to find quotes that are inspirational, but it’s a little trickier to find those that are funny and inspirational at the same time. Would you believe there are even some funny inspirational quotes by Mother Teresa?………….Have a look:
“Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?” — Lily Tomlin
“I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.” – Bob Hope
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” — Lily Tomlin
“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” — Mother Teresa
“Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.” – Bill Cosby
“Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.” — Lily Tomlin
“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.” — Bob Hope
“I am a little pencil in the hand of a writing God who is sending a love letter to the world.” — Mother Teresa
“I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.” – Lily Tomlin
“Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.” – Bill Cosby
“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.” — Bob Hope
“I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.” — Bill Cosby
“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?”– Bob Hope
“It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.” — Lily Tomlin
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She Who Laughs, Lasts! $1.89 Ann Spangler has collected the funniest stories from today’s funniest women between the covers of one book…. |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Loving Our Cats: Heartwarming and Humorous Stories about our Feline Family Members (Chicken Soup for the Soul (Quality Paper)) $4.25 We are all crazy about our mysterious cats. Sometimes they are our best friends; sometimes they are aloof. They are fun to watch and often surprise us. And they are always well loved members of our families. This new book from Chicken Soup for the Soul contains the best 101 cat stories from the company’s extensive library. Readers will revel in the heartwarming, amusing, inspirational, and occasio… |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Empty Nesters: 101 Stories about Surviving and Thriving When the Kids Leave Home (Chicken Soup for the Soul (Quality Paper)) $6.79 This is Chicken Soup for the Soul’s first book on a very emotional but exciting time for parents – sending their children off to college or new homes and careers. This terrific book is a must read for empty nesters or soon-to-be empty nesters. It contains 101 stories written by parents who have been there already and share their stories with new empty nesters. These heartfelt stories will inspire,… |
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Chicken Soup for the College Soul: Inspiring and Humorous Stories About College $0.85 This latest helping of loving inspiration follows the millions of loyal readers of the Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul series to the next stage of their lives, beyond adolescence and into young a… |
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Chicken Soup for the Soul: Teacher Tales: 101 Inspirational Stories from Great Teachers and Appreciative Students $6.50 There’s always that one special teacher or student, and Chicken Soup for the Soul: Teacher Tales regales all educators with its heartfelt, inspiring, and humorous stories from inside and outside the classroom. Stories from teachers and students about their favorite memories, lasting lessons, and unforgettable moments will uplift and encourage any teacher. A foreword by Anthony Mullen, 2009 N… |
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Chicken Soup for the Breast Cancer Survivor’s Soul: Stories to Inspire, Support and Heal (Chicken Soup for the Soul) $6.33 Your support group in a book, filled with boundless strength and profound hope – until the fight is won. Along with the shock, fear and loss many women face upon a breast cancer diagnosis comes unexpected strength, wisdom, and strong networks of sharing, support and healing. In Chicken Soup for the Breast Cancer Survivor’s Soul, survivors and their family members talk openly about how difficult th… |